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About this game
Embrace chaotic sports comedy inside Dummies World Cup, a hilarious physics-based soccer arcade game centered around ragdoll kinematics and unpredictable collisions. Controlling clumsy, loose-jointed athlete tokens, players must frantically wobble, slide, and bounce across the pitch, exploiting bouncy gravity variables to secure ridiculous goals.
How to Play
RAGDOLL MOMENTUM ACTIONS
Tap the left and right directional keys to make your loose-jointed dummy rock back and forth, and press Up arrow to execute a volatile jumping header.
LAUGHMETER KINETIC PROTOCOLS
• MOMENTUM INERTIA OVERRIDE: Because characters operate on floppy ragdoll algorithms, early deceleration is vital. Committing to a forward slide too late will leave your goalie trapped upside down inside the net.
• ACCIDENTAL BOUNCE REBOUNDS: Intentionally crash your dummy's heavy torso into the match ball to generate high-velocity projectile forces, using wall bounces to catch opponents off balance.
Tap the left and right directional keys to make your loose-jointed dummy rock back and forth, and press Up arrow to execute a volatile jumping header.
LAUGHMETER KINETIC PROTOCOLS
• MOMENTUM INERTIA OVERRIDE: Because characters operate on floppy ragdoll algorithms, early deceleration is vital. Committing to a forward slide too late will leave your goalie trapped upside down inside the net.
• ACCIDENTAL BOUNCE REBOUNDS: Intentionally crash your dummy's heavy torso into the match ball to generate high-velocity projectile forces, using wall bounces to catch opponents off balance.
