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About this game
Embrace chaotic sports comedy inside Dummies World Cup, a hilarious physics-based soccer arcade game centered around ragdoll kinematics and unpredictable collisions. Controlling clumsy, loose-jointed athlete tokens, players must frantically wobble, slide, and bounce across the pitch, exploiting bouncy gravity variables to secure ridiculous goals.
How to play & editor notes
RAGDOLL MOMENTUM ACTIONS
Tap the left and right directional keys to make your loose-jointed dummy rock back and forth, and press Up arrow to execute a volatile jumping header.
LAUGHMETER KINETIC PROTOCOLS
• MOMENTUM INERTIA OVERRIDE: Because characters operate on floppy ragdoll algorithms, early deceleration is vital. Committing to a forward slide too late will leave your goalie trapped upside down inside the net.
• ACCIDENTAL BOUNCE REBOUNDS: Intentionally crash your dummy's heavy torso into the match ball to generate high-velocity projectile forces, using wall bounces to catch opponents off balance.
Tap the left and right directional keys to make your loose-jointed dummy rock back and forth, and press Up arrow to execute a volatile jumping header.
LAUGHMETER KINETIC PROTOCOLS
• MOMENTUM INERTIA OVERRIDE: Because characters operate on floppy ragdoll algorithms, early deceleration is vital. Committing to a forward slide too late will leave your goalie trapped upside down inside the net.
• ACCIDENTAL BOUNCE REBOUNDS: Intentionally crash your dummy's heavy torso into the match ball to generate high-velocity projectile forces, using wall bounces to catch opponents off balance.
